Nonveg jokes in english(इंग्लिस नॉनवेज जोक्स)

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to screw one of his patients. However, a little voice in his head said “Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you’re the first…”. This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, “… but they probably weren’t veterinarians”.

Sex jokes in english

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.”
“I know,” the old man said, “We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago.”
“Well,” Granny snickered, “Let’s relive some old times.” Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. “You know, honey,” the little old lady breathlessly replied, “My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised,” replied Gramps. “One’s in your coffee and the other is in your porridge.”